The Big Dumb Animal(s) of the Week

You know how this works. Every week I'm going to highlight the person, or persons in sports that does and says something extremely dumb. This week features 2 incredibly moronic athletes.
First up... Pittsburgh Steelers outside linebacker LaMarr Woodley.
This genius believes that the Patriots, Bengals and any other AFC team that could help the Steelers get into the playoffs by winning this week will "lay down" because "no one wants to see Pittsburgh in (the playoffs)".
Yeah LaMarr, you're right. No one wants to see the team that lost to the Bears, Browns, Raiders and Chiefs (combined 18-42) in the playoffs. Maybe, LaMarr, if you and your teammates had done your job against some of the worst teams in the NFL then you wouldn't have to rely on the help of other teams that have already clinched a playoff spot.
There isn't some big conspiracy against the Steelers to keep them out of the playoffs. If the Patriots and Bengals choose to rest their starters this weekend and they lose because of it, then tough to you Pittsburgh Steelers.
So LaMarr Woodley, for saying teams are going to lay down this week to keep the Steelers out of the playoffs, you are one of Poljak's Sports Pie's "Big Dumb Animal of the Week."

But wait! There's more!!

Enter Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton. What makes them so special? Just a little spat involving their guns, in their own freakin' locker room!
The story is reported as this... Arenas and Crittenton had a disagreement before practice, allegedly over a gambling debt, and the two pulled a gun on each other. Apparently Arenas is going to get the worst of this altercation. Now District of Columbia police are investigating the circumstances surrounding why he had 3 different guns in a locked box in his locker. He claims he brought them there to get them out of his house and away from his kids.
Hey Gilbert, how bout this? Buy a safe with that $111 million contact you signed 2 years ago and buy a frickin' safe and put the guns in there instead of bringing them to your work place. And yes, your locker room is your place of employment. I know if I brought a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a gun rack (sorry, couldn't resist the movie quote) to my office, not only would I be fired, but I would probably be brought in by the boys in blue for a talking to.
So Gilbert Arenas and Jarvaris Crittenton, you dolts of a higher magnitude than most, congratulations on feeding the stereotype that all NBA players are thugs and social deviants. Hopefully David Stern will suspend your over-privileged behinds for at least this season and make you pay a stiffer fine that Artest did for going into the stands.
Without a doubt, you two are 2 of Poljak's Sports Pie's biggest "Big Dumb Animals of the Week".